I love wearing bikinis for men but there are times when I wish I could wear them and people wouldn’t stare at me like I had grown an extra head. Think about all the times you would like to wear your bikinis out in public and how people generally react to you. I would love to be able to wear mine to work someday except I know that I would probably end up getting fired or possibly arrested for indecent exposure. That is the price I have to pay for working in an office downtown, I guess. But it would be really cool to be able to do that just for one day.
I have thought about asking the boss if we could have bikinis for men day at work. You know, where everyone wears something fun to work kind of like casual Friday only with swimwear. I don’t think it would go over all that well, though. Most of the people that I work with don’t seem like the type of people that would find comfort in wearing something of this nature. The majority of them don’t have the body for bikinis anyway. But it would be one of my favorite days if I could somehow make it happen. Although I am not sure how I would get to work since I ride the bus and I’m pretty sure I would not be allowed to board.
I have spent years looking for jobs that I could wear my bikinis for men to, but there doesn’t seem to be anything available. Even lifeguards need to wear a specific type of swimwear in order to do their jobs, and it sure isn’t bikinis. Oh well, I guess I will just have to live the life that I have and look forward to the days that I can wear my bikinis out in public. The good thing is that I get to have the entire weekend to wear my bikinis around on the beach and no one will say a damn thing about that. That is my reward for working hard all week in a business suit.